El Cap-ee-ton

if you see this sea shepard, shake his hand. Captain Giggle Fit Shivers sailed it to a whole other level this past weekend at French(kiss) Fest.

burning up the streets

Lohan's got nothing on Lil Matt's fire crotch. xo

what's on the whoreizen

1. more of the above
2. HotBods takes off the bra of the music industry
3. HotBods has sexy time with the music video industry
4. ancient Egyptian Medicinal Philosophy-aka how to treat a Diry Girl
5. Jeremy Drunk
5 1/2. Matt drunk
6. Vorce depressed and then drunk
7. Matt MASTER-oc-ohohohoh and life on Dirty GirLong Island.
8. how to make your own tank top to impress people with
9. how to rip off that new tank top in a drunken rage at a bar and puke on the DG next to you.
10. how to stay cool and order another drink after 8 and 9 without being thrown out of said bar.
11. why slicking your hair back makes you better looking
12. is balding ok? we think so.
13. Joe Camz in a wet suit holding a spear gun...why? why the fuck not.
14. Myspace fhootoes 101...whos doing it right, and whos the idiot in flip flops
15. Vorce drunk and then depressed
16. who's wants to go to Miami...in a time machine?
17. what ever happened to Spacecamp?
18. Why was Hunter the best television show to date?
19. who's a dirty girl? you tell us ie: photos and bank statements.
20. the INTERNET...fact or friction?