Here's the deal

listen up...I wrote up an application for membership into the club this afternoon while i was working with ugly people and it had some really out of this universe high tech fonts that my computer couldn't handle, so I copied and pasted it here - clearly not giving it the justice it deserves, but look in the mirror bc (because) I'm sure your face knows the feeling. HAHAHA, anyways if you want to try and fill it out because you think you got what it takes to start apprenticing under us to someday reach "JourHorney Men" status then go ahead, by all means - prepare to get the floor swept with your teeth.

Hot Bods!!!
“A Gentlemen’s Social Club “- Application

1. Name/Email:

2. Mid to late 20’s something?

3. Height:
Tall _____
Short ____

4. Weight:
Fat ____
Hot Bod ____

5. What’s your deal-you like the Internet or what?

6. Think you can hang with the Hot Bods?
Yes _____
No _____
*If you checked yes it is highly unlikely, stupid

7. Are you into Dirty Girlz?
Yes ____
No, I’m a homo ____
*If yes, good.

8. What can you bring to the Hot Bods table that we already haven’t?

*If you wrote anything for the last question your application will be destroyed, we already bring it all you dummy.

ESSAY:
In a 100 words or less, and make it less, we are busy and don’t have all day to read your shit, try and convince us why you will be a true asset to the Hot Bods Organization and have you ever listened to Boney M?

*Along with filling out this form and sending us your email, phone #, address and SS# a head shot will be required for the application process to further take place so we can judge you and most likely turn you away.

peace, kevin